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Quotes
Some people say that my voice isn't my voice but Gilbert Gottefried's voice and
I just borrowed it. But take it from the bird, my voice is 100% original. I'm
thinking about suing the Gottefried guy.
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Genie: Phew, pulled that one off.
Iago: Yeah like sandpaper!
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Iago: Now would be a good time
to do something.
Aladdin: Like what?
Iago: I don't know, improvise!
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Mirage: Oh I just thought I drop
by to see how things where going, out a whim.
Iago: Oh, how predictable!
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Genie: A few randsoms of a thousand
sultans minus taxes goes to a a- wow. His lofthandles alone could rebuild
Pompei.
Iago: Forget the condo, I buy a palace. Uh, you give me a good price right?
Jasmine: *sigh*
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Genie: We've got the unite the
sprites!
Iago: Now you're talking. But leave this to a professional. From pitty grievences
to large scale raffel rousing I'm the expert!
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Genie: You're the ruler of the
rainforest. Show e'm what you've got!
Iago: That's right. Why worry if the local wildlife has a bad attitude.
I've got power. Face the might of a monsoon feed!
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Iago: That's him? That's the
clown we've been waiting for?
Jafar: Let's have the guard extent him an invitation to palace, shall we?
Iago: Swell...
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Iago: With all due respect your
highness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath Iago, faster!
Iago: Yes, oh mightly evil one.
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Iago: I can't take it anymore!
If I gotta choke down on
one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers...bam!
Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago. Soon, I will be sultan, not
that addlepated twit.
Iago: Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!
And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! Ha
ha!
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Jafar: There is a cave, boy.
A cave of wonders. Filled
with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I'd
wager.
Iago: Jafar, can ya hurry it up? I'm dyin' in here!
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Iago: I will have the power to
get rid of
you! D'oh! To think--we gotta keep kissing
up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the
rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband.
Then she'll have us banished--or beheaded!
Both: Eeewww!
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Iago:Oh! Wait a minute! Wait
a minute!
Jafar? What if you were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, you marry the princess,all right? Then, uh,
you become sultan!
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Iago: And then we drop papa-in-law
and
the little woman off a cliff! *Dive bombs into the
floor* Kersplat!
Jafar: Iago, I love the way your foul little mind works!
Both: * evil laughter*
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Iago: We're dead, forget about
it. Just
dig a grave for both of us. We're dead.
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Iago: We gotta get outta here!
We gotta get-- I gotta
start packing, your highness. Only essentials.
*starts throwing things out of his cage* Travel light! Bring the
guns, the weapons, the knives (*stops and takes out
a picture of himself and Jafar* and how about
this picture? I don't know--I think I'm making a
weird face in it. *Jafar starts to laugh wildly*
Oh, boy--he's gone nuts. He's cracked. *Iago
flies down to him and knocks on his head.* Jafar?
Jafar? Get a grip, Jafar! *Jafar grabs him around
the neck* Good grip!
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Iago: Not such a migthy icefreed
now. Are you? I was never afraid of you!
Frajhid: Oh yeah!Well I'll, I'll I don't I'll squash you or something!
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Iago: I think those shangeling,
half-death mamluck guys gave us bad directions. Maybe we're supposed to
go to danger rock or dagger reek, I don't know.
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Iago: Dagger Rock twelve 'O clock
high.
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Ayam Aghoul: So nice to see you
again.
Iago: The pleasure is ours, really.
Ayam Aghoul: Aha, I know what you're thinking. Didn't Aladdin leave him
trapped in the netherworld? Why so he did!
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Iago: Atlast I can see the abys
fall of doom starting to lift!
Jasmine: Who are you? Leave me alone!
Iago: There's that fall of doom again.
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Iago: What?! So you can use as
a bunch of crocables? I don't think so.,
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Iago: "Oh sure, blame the
parrot!" ;
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Iago: "Well this is your
lucky day kid. I can teach you culture!" Aladdin: "You?"
Iago: "Piece of cake."
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Aladdin: "But what was
that about quoting stuff. I don't know any qoutes." Iago: "No
sweat. All you need it this. The scroll witty quotations. The secret to
be witty is to quote witty people."
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Merchants: Steal from us again
and you scrawny body will be dinner for the jackals!
Iago: Sure, no problem.
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Iago: I've got sand in places
I didn't even know I had.
Jafar: Spare me your brabling Iago. Are we out yet?
Iago: Are we out yet? Are we out yet? Yes we're out! No thanks to you!
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Iago: You guys are gonna love
Getzistan. Big shows, cheap food and 24 hour casinos. There's this place,
Lost Nest Egg, I'm gonna make a mid! I got this system see.
Aladdin: Tell us about this system. Most enterpising friend of mine.
Iago: What!? Give away my trade secret? Never
Genie: Okidoki Iago! I've got the loaded dice, marked cards and x-ray specs.
Sign here. What do you need this stuff for, anyway?
Aladdin: That's quite a system.
AbU: ah, ah, ah
| Iago: What? I've trying to be pratical. We got a genie with phenomal,
cosimic power.
Genie: Oh, look at the bows.
Iago: or semi phenomal, nearly comsic pow... okay I was cheating! Sue me!
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Iago: I can't believe you let
carnage here talk ya into this. You're doing your civic duty a smash to
a pole Me, I'm heading to club nest egg.
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Iago: How's a bird supposed to
throw dice when the table keeps shaking.. aaaahhh! No not the Nest Egg!
Anything but the Nest Egg!
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Genie: Hey what's the problem
birdman?
Iago: The club Nest Egg is the problem! I lost my shirt! The tables are
fixed. Rigged I tell ya! Let's get out of this dump!
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Iago: Well, we where guarding
the banquet. And we saw the dreadted Hemogoblin
Genie: Please.
Jasmine: The dreaded Hemogoblin?
Iago: Yeah! And he was eating food and trashing the place. And howling for
the Sultan's blood.
Sultan: Oh, my word.
Genie: Yeah right
Iago: The viicous fangs, the sabre-sharp claws. It was risky but we took
him on.
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Sprite: Time to play now, birdie.
Iago: Get away from me or I will not be responsible for my actions.
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Iago: I knew it. I knew I should
have migrated with the other birds this year. But no! I’m here in Agrabah
for monster-hunting season with you bozos.
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Iago: Uh, am I missing something
here? We're about to take a permanent residence in the Netherworld and Genie's
straighten out his sock draw.
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Iago: Uh, maybe this is a good
time to clean out that parrot cage.
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Iago: Okay, let's review. Out here safetly and proverty, in there prosperity and death. That's it! I'm not going in.
Badguys run out.
Iago: Okay I'm going in.
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Iago: Okay, how many are for running away and saving our own hide?
Nah there goes to show the essential flaw in democracy
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Aladdin: I've got a good feeling about that middle leverl.
Iago: What kind of feeling was that?! Gas?
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Iago: Yeah, and Agrabah is experincing it's first cold and flue season in 10.000 years. But a problem...
what are you in a coma here? This is as disaster!
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